Well hello there sugah! 

I understand you are currently browsing around looking for a canine companion in your life…am I correct? If so, then let me stop you right here where you are. You see, many of y’all “humans” are probably looking for one of them “cutesy-wootsy” pups that you see on them Hallmark cards or YouTube videos. I’m here to let you know that I…Miss Meme...(pronounced Me-Me...because this gal so nice they had to name me “ME” twice) AM NOT ONE OF THEM DOGS. 

You see sugah; I am what you call a STRONG...INDEPENDENT...FEMALE!!! That’s right...you heard of them Alpha Males? Well I’m that ONE Alpha Female. Let me teach ya honey: first and foremost, I DO NOT deal with cats. We have been mortal enemies since the Dawn of Dog and Cat Kind; and I am not one to break tradition darling. Secondly, I don’t mind hanging ‘round other dogs now, but if they even think they gonna try to run things while Momma Meme is home...huh... they gots another thang coming. Thirdly; I DO NOT do kennels...Momma Meme is not one to be considered NO MAN’S PRISONER...that means NO JAIL CELL for this female. I’ve earned my independence baby; and I’m not going back into any cage. Lastly, I consider myself to be an old soul; and like an old soul...I ain’t got no time for kids. I already done dealt with my fair share of children in my life, and I believe it’s time for me to meddle with grown folks...because Momma Meme is a grown dog. In other words honey, if you want lil’ ole Lassie by the prairie, or “Poopsie”...then I’m not the one.

If you think you can handle a strong, independent, sweet-when-she-wants-to-be, and a loyal for life kind of dog...then sugah...I reckon you need to choose Meme and you can be mine-mine fo-eva darlin’. *Winks*